i wonder what its like to make out with someone with their tongue split. 

the-tricky-angel-gabriel:

nintendocapridope:

theevermysteriousowl:

unclenicky:

OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST FIND THIS.

In elementary school my PE teacher used to play this while we did our warm-ups.

chankroyd:

Every artist has a weak point.

My weak point is art.

uxiebunny:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

yazzdonut:

i bet something like this is going to happen

Yes, a pretty girl like you deserves snuggles~
◥		Anonymous

pfff pffff awww i dont know about that uvu 
i dont think im pretty but thanks haha 

my mom is getting angry at our internet trying to find a recipe for lemon poppy seed muffins.

she started punching the air in fury. 

i cant stop laughing.

You are so pretty, can I just hug and cuddle you? >3<
◥		Anonymous

whaaaa!?!?!?!? Awwww!!!!! oh gosh thank you sooo sooo much u//v//u

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card